Leslie Knope: Hello, I am Leslie Knope, and I am here to interview for the Deputy Parks Director job.
Ron Swanson: Leslie, this is ridiculous. It's your job. Take it.
Leslie Knope: Well, I should have to interview just like everyone else.
Ron Swanson: Mm.
Leslie Knope: Now, if you'll see on my resume, I held the position of Deputy Director of Parks and Recreation for almost ten years.
Ron Swanson: I know. I was your boss. I also walked you down the aisle at your wedding. Take the job and leave me alone.