Tom: Meanwhile, Tommy's ridin' high. $32,000. I'm basically a millionaire.
April: What are you gonna do with the money, Tom?
Tom: Glad you asked. A horrible man recently gave me some great advice. For years, I've been coming up with my own ideas. Like some sort of non-rich idiot. Now I'm gonna let people come to me and invest my scrilla in the best idea I hear.