Leslie Knope: No, I cannot wait a year. I want to get started now. I want construction started on Monday.
Chris: You have his word. And this is riddled with spelling errors, but it is binding.
Leslie Knope: It's not good enough! Jamm, I sang your stupid song, I ate your stupid fake Asian food, and by the way, you should know, you don't make sushi rolls out of tuna salad--
Councilman Jamm: Maybe you don't.
Leslie Knope: I did practically everything you wanted, and you won't just give this to me today? Screw you! [Chris blows his whistle and holds up a red card] You're giving a card to me?
Chris: You left me no choice.
Leslie Knope: Oh, my God! Oh, my God!