Chris: Ron, what's this?
Ron Swanson: The crib I built. I'm giving it to you and Ann. It's perfectly safe. I tested it by hitting it with my truck.
Chris: Well, Ron, I can't accept. This is for your baby.
Ron Swanson: There's more than one crib tree in a forest. That's not a lesson, by the way, just a comment on lumber availability.
Chris: It's beautiful. Thank you.
Ron Swanson: Nobody has all the right answers in parenting, including me. And that toxic crib you bought won't be the last mistake you make. But a man who's this worried about making all the right choices cares very much. That's all that matters. You'll be a great father.
Chris: Thank you, Ron... for the crib and the advice. It's much better than any metaphor.