Chris: Ron, I want to do things the Swanson way.
Ron Swanson: Wonderful. First rule: no conversation lasts longer than 100 total words. You have used 9. I have used 20. Continue.
Chris: Fun. I'd like you to teach me to build a crib.
Ron Swanson: Why do you need to build your own crib?
Chris: Because I no longer trust anything other than my own two hands. It is debilitating, but exciting.
Ron Swanson: Okay, we'll go to my woodshop at lunch.
Chris: Wonderful. Look at us. Both standing on the cusp of fatherhood. I know we haven't spent a lot of time together, but-
Ron Swanson: 100.