Leslie Knope: Check it out, Tom. The Eagleton reservoir. Isn't it stunning?
Tom: It's just a big dumb pond. This morning I saw a YouTube clip of a little puppy riding a motorcycle. So my bar for "stunning" is pretty high.
Leslie Knope: What if I told you that this water has fluoride in it?
Tom: Then I would tell you the puppy had a little side car with a piggy in it named Hampton.
Leslie Knope: First of all, send me a link to that video.