Ben: Hello, sir. We are sober. We would like to get tattoos on our bodies, 'cause we love each other.
Herman Lerpiss: Tattoos? This is a pawnshop. But, yeah, sure, I can do that.
Ben: [gasps] Awww!
Leslie Knope: Yes! It happened! Look what he's doing. He's breaking pens.
Ben: This is the idea of the century.