Quote from Ron Swanson in Gin It Up!
Ron Swanson: That's your will? You need that many pages to say, "Give my stuff to my wife"? Ben: It's a complicated legal document. Ron Swanson: It doesn't have to be. I've had the same will since I was eight years old. Ben: "Upon my death, all of my belongings shall transfer to the man or animal who has killed me." What are these weird symbols? Ron Swanson: The man who kills me will know.