Chris: Today, we are not just merging two towns. We're throwing a birthday party for a new city. Happy birthday, New Pawnee. [blows party horn]
Ben: Party's over. You guys lost millions of taxpayer dollars, and we have to clean up the obscene mess you've made.
Horatio Freck: You're not as nice as the other guy.
Ben: I don't care.
[aside to camera:]
Chris: When we were state auditors, we had an amazing system.
Ben: Yeah, Chris pumped everyone up and made them feel positive and happy. And I swooped in and slashed their budgets to ribbons.
Chris: Like a majestic alley-oop. [ascending voice] You're all amazing!
Ben: [descending voice] You're all fired.
Chris: Teamwork.