Diane: Where have you been? I had a flat tire, and I've been trying to get in touch with you for hours.
Ron Swanson: Sorry, darling. I've been busy destroying most of my personal effects and threatening a postal worker.
Diane: Ron, I know you value your privacy, but you are a husband and a father now. You can't just roam the streets in an RV and be impossible to find.
Ron Swanson: I'm on a mission to get off the grid.
Diane: Well, you don't have to be entirely on the grid, but have to be on our grid.
Ron Swanson: I suppose you wouldn't consider moving. I've heard the school system in the tunnels beneath Yucca Mountain is adequate.
Diane: I love you, but your solution to every problem is to live inside a mountain.
Ron Swanson: I love you too.