Quote from April in The Pawnee-Eagleton Tip Off Classic
April: Hello again. As you remember, I'm April, and this is Ann, my 65-year-old grandmother. Ann: Yes, that's who I am. Anyway, we'd love to hear about Bloomington. It seems like a real hip kind of college town. April: Mee-maw, God, no one uses the word hip anymore. Sometimes I wish you went down on the Titanic with all your sorority sisters. Laura: I would be happy to show you guys around the campus. Is there anything in particular that you wanna see? April: How are your local graveyards? [whispers] I have some planning to do.