Quote from Ron Swanson in London (Part 1)
Ron Swanson: Hello, Carl. My fiancee and I would like to get married right now, right here. Carl: Haven't I done a quickie wedding for you before? Ron Swanson: It's certainly possible, but this one's going to stick. Ethel Beavers: I need your full names for the license. Ron Swanson: Ronald Ulysses Swanson. Diane: Diane Tammy Lewis. Ron Swanson: Tammy? Your middle name is-- Diane: Just kidding, it's Elizabeth. Ron Swanson: Let's go, Carl. Leslie Knope: Hey, hey. Let's pump the brakes, Carl, okay? Ron Swanson: Belay that order, Carl. Shortest possible ceremony. I'm tired of not being married to this woman.