Quote from Leslie Knope in Are You Better Off?
Ben: What are-- what? Chris: I'm the Nipple King. Leslie Knope: Kernston's Rubber Nipple Company elects a nipple king and a nipple queen every year to ride on the float. Congratulations, Chris. Chris: Thank you. It's such an amazing honor. Leslie Knope: It's wonderful. Chris: But I do need to talk to you about a float that is in this parade, because I'm not sure that you're going to be-- Female Voice: No fun for you! Chris: Uh-oh. Female Voice: No fun for you! Leslie Knope: Is that me? Ben: Maybe it's not you. Maybe it's Kate Upton. Leslie Knope: Oh, thank you. No, it's me, and damn them.