Quote from Tom in Are You Better Off?
Tom: Whoa! Darren! Slow down! That sweat suit's not for sweatin' in, okay? This is crushed velvet. If you go at more than a brisk walk, it will fall apart. [cut] This looks dope. Let's pay for it. [aside to camera:] Tom: Business is booming. If it keeps up like this, I would leave the Parks Department and do Rent-A-Swag full-time, maybe even expand. I could add a baby section over there, call it "Li'l Swaggers." I could add some old people stuff, call it "Rent-A-Sag." Ugh, no. Old people are gross.