Ann: Tom.
Tom: What happened to you?
Ann: Mona-Lisa happened to me. She covered me in glitter and Anna Nicole body spray. Why do they still even make that?
Tom: They don't. She's had the same bottle for years. She just mixes in water and baby oil.
Ann: Now it's your turn to help me, okay? You need to break things off with me and Mona-Lisa.
Tom: Uh, Ann, this might be a battle you need to fight yourself. I try not to get involved in other people's personal relationships.
Ann: Aah! Don't hurt me.
Ann: Get me out of this friendship!