Quote from Tom in Swing Vote
Mona-Lisa: Hey, baby, can I borrow your car for a month? Tom: I already lent you my car. Do you not know where my car is? Mona-Lisa: Ugh, I'm so sick of the third degree. It's like dating a cop. I'm gassy. Let's make out. Tom: What? Mona-Lisa: Yeah. Move aside! [aside to camera:] Tom: Dating Mona-Lisa is awesome. Except that I live in constant fear for my life. So I guess it's time to do the mature thing and have someone else dump her for me.