Quote from Ron Swanson in Jerry's Retirement
Tom: Ronfire of the vanities. Ron Swanson: Filo Pilo. Tom: Are you kidding me? Listen, now that Jerry's gone, we need to hire someone to pick up the slack. Ron Swanson: A new person in the office? Tom: Not a person. An intern. Ron Swanson: Why on earth would I get an intern? Tom: Interns cost nothing to the taxpayer. And more importantly, they're usually stupid and terrible. So they get no work done. It's like a Jerry you don't have to pay. Ron Swanson: Damn, son. That is one compelling argument. Keep it up, Filo. We may destroy this government one day after all.