Quote from April in Article Two
Chris: Another fascinating edition of CTMTS. We may never know conclusively which way works better. But I do know this, when we first started the seminar, I hoped to be able to engage you in the process. And by that measure I succeeded. Ron Swanson: And I predicted that I would learn nothing from this process. Mission accomplished. Chris: What did April write? Donna: Where is April? Ron Swanson: "I will pit Ron and Chris against each other. They'll argue about dumb stuff that doesn't matter, and I will bail. Then I'll steal $20 from Chris's wallet and buy pizza with Andy. Oh, and I'll also steal Ron's watch, just for fun." I think April will be a fine manager. Chris: I agree. [aside to camera:] April: It's my favorite kind of battle. Two men enter, one me leaves.