Quote from Ron Swanson in Article Two
Chris: Ron, I propose a challenge to see whose motivational methods are more effective. Ron Swanson: Challenge accepted. [aside to camera:] Chris: I don't want to seem overdramatic, but this is literally a battle for April's soul. [separately to camera:] Ron Swanson: I don't want to seem overdramatic, but I don't really care what happens here.