Ann: Ron, you've been sweating in here all day. Are you drinking any fluids?
Ron Swanson: Yes, plenty.
Ann: No, you need to drink water.
Ron Swanson: Usually, I take it neat, but I will make an exception in the name of health. [adds ice cube to scotch]
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: Last night, I watched a movie with Diane and the girls in which an orange fish is separated from his father. The children were sniffling, which I believed to be due to the sad nature of the film. I was wrong.