Eric: I'm looking for Ronald Ulysses Swanson?
Ron Swanson: He stepped out. Can I take a message?
Eric: Sure. Tell him he just won a free dinner from St. Elmo steak house.
Ron Swanson: [laughs] I'm Ron Swanson!
Eric: You've been served. Have a nice day.
Ron Swanson: I don't like you. But I respect the effort.