Leslie Knope: I got you something.
Ben: No way.
Leslie Knope: Yeah.
Ben: Where did you get that?
Leslie Knope: I stole it from Mayor Stice's office. Screw that guy. You should have it.
Ben: You're the best wife in the world. But I don't want this.
Leslie Knope: Really?
Ben: Yeah, I mean, I love Partridge, but I have Pawnee now. And I have you.
Leslie Knope: Well, I'm not giving it back to Stice. That guy sucks.