Leslie Knope: [answers phone] Hi. Everything okay? You want me to come back to the hospital?
Ben: Pfft, nah. I'm goodie goodie. You just do your thing, baby smurf.
Leslie Knope: I mean, I wish you were here. It seems pretty fun and festive. Town mascot is here.
Ben: Fred the Sled? They only bring him out for special occasions. I can't believe they're doing all this for me. The universe is love.
Leslie Knope: Okay, stay away from sharp things.