Quote from Tom in Partridge
Tom: I don't understand. I was great. I was like Mark Z in The Social "N." My testimony was amazing for your case. Ron Swanson: But it wasn't the truth. And neither was yours. You even called me a... [whispers] vegetarian. What if that testimony leaks? How will people ever respect me? April: Ugh, whatever. The truth is stupid. I only tell the truth when it makes me sound like I'm lying. Tom: Yeah, lying is all I know. It's how I was able to scrape by on the streets of Bombay and make it on the Indian version of Who Wants To Be a Millionaire and get reunited with the love of my life, Latika.