Chris: Look, I know that this is just a silly quiz, but it is so discouraging to do so poorly.
Ann: Well, look, this is not the only way to see if we would be good parents. I know it's a little lame, but I bought a dozen eggs at the grocery store, and I thought we could do that thing where we pretend the egg is a kid for a day.
Chris: That's a great idea!
Ann: I don't see them. Oh, my God. I left them at the grocery store.
Chris: Oh, boy.
Ann: I bought 12 babies, and then I immediately abandoned them at a Kroger's.
Chris: Look, we can use anything as a baby. I mean, we could use this mug. [mug smashes]