Quote from Leslie Knope in Bailout
Brandi Maxxxx: Hello everyone, I'm Brandi Maxxxx. Let's give a big round of applause to Councilwoman Knope for keeping this store in business! Leslie Knope: No. Everyone stop applauding. For the record, I was just trying to help a place that had tremendous cultural value. Brandi Maxxxx: Leslie, you've always been a huge supporter of my work. Leslie Knope: No, no, I haven't. Brandi Maxxxx: So I'm thrilled to tell you that I'm playing Leslie Knope in the porn version of the story of this government bailout! Leslie Knope: Please don't do that. Brandi Maxxxx: Oh, we already filmed it. Leslie Knope: Oh! Brandi Maxxxx: The porn industry in town was really faltering. But now we're back. You're our hero!