Chris: Tom, how did it go with Mona-Lisa?
Tom: I told her she needed to change her attitude, or I was gonna have to fire her.
Ben: Well, that is very responsible and mature. She took it well?
Tom: Um... yeah. For some reason, she got super turned on. We started making out. Hard. Next thing you know, we're back at my place, having sex. We're together now.
Mona-Lisa: Hey, bitch, I need to borrow some money to do something that is none of your damn beeswax, namely, I need to wax my bee. [Chris chokes]
Tom: Here you go.
Mona-Lisa: I'd still hit it. I'm coolin' on you.
Tom: See? Perfect!