Quote from Leslie Knope in Bailout
Joe: I heard you were giving out free money. I need $3,000. Minimum. Leslie Knope: Mr. Fantringham, the city of Pawnee is not gonna give you a personal loan. Joe: What would you do if one of your citizens was about to come into some serious physical harm... unless he got $3,000? Leslie Knope: I'd call the police. Joe: You cannot call the police.