Gene Strackwell: Gene Strackwell, owner of Strackwell Hardware. Is there a form I need to fill out for the bailout?
Leslie Knope: [stammers] We're not bailing anyone out. Pawnee Videodome is receiving historical landmark status.
Gene Strackwell: We've been around way longer than that stupid art house movie bullcrap. And people need places to buy tools.
Morris: Uh, you can just buy tools online.
Leslie Knope: Bailiff, why is he back in here? How did you get back in here?
Morris: I'll see myself out. Don't worry about it.