Ann: I guess it would have to be Channing Tatum's body, Ryan Gosling's face, and Michael Fassbender's... sense of humor. What about you? Build your perfect guy.
April: Um... Yao Ming's torso, Napoleon's brain, and The Hunchback of Notre Dame's hunchback. Do you like my nails?
[April has "Ann Sucks" written on her acrylic nails]
[aside to camera:]
Ann: Even though she hides it underneath layers of sarcasm, resentment, and grumpiness, I know, deep down somewhere, April likes me. I'm kind of just fracking for friendship.