April: I have to tell you a secret. But if you tell anyone, I will kill you slowly with a giant syringe.
Ann: Good morning, April. What's your secret?
April: I'm thinking about applying to veterinary school in Bloomington.
Ann: Oh, my God, April, that's great! [April holds up a giant syringe] Whoa! Where'd you get that?
April: The Internet. So I really need a letter of recommendation. And since you work in a hospital, as a janitor...
Ann: Nurse.
April: I was wondering if maybe you would write one for me?