Chris: All these kids have fathers and mothers who have birthed them and are guiding them through life.
Ben: Yep, that's how it works. How are you feeling? Did you make your dad-cision yet?
Chris: I am 100% certain that I am 0% sure of what I'm going to do.
[aside to camera:]
Chris: Ann Perkins asked me if I would like to donate sperm, so she can have a baby. It's a battle between my primal desire to bring a child into this world and my paralyzing fear of negatively affecting any living thing.