Quote from Perd Hapley in Correspondents' Lunch
Ann: Christopher. "Chris-toe-fur." It's like you have furry toes. Chris: [guffaws] Hilarious. Ann: I have a question... for you. It's something very important. Which is... What is your... Spirit animal? Chris: Jaguar. Why do you ask? Ann: Doin' a survey. Well, survey completed. So take 'er easy. Perd Hapley: Uh, you didn't ask me. But if you had, the answer I would have given is... Doggie.