Quote from Ben in Correspondents' Lunch
Ben: Ron, this is the Hawaiian god of anger. It reminded us of you when you're at work. Ron Swanson: A handsome gentleman. Leslie Knope: We did not forget Jerry. Ben: Right, right. Leslie Knope: We got Jerry some earbuds, and a bag of peanuts, and the Skymall catalog. Jerry: Same thing you got me from your trip to Washington! Ben: Tom, we got you an autographed portrait of your personal hero. Tom: [gasps] No way! Scott Caan from Hawaii Five-0! Ben: April, as requested, we threw that box you gave us into that volcano. April: Thank you. Ben: Andy, as you requested, got you a three-pack of white T-shirts from Target. Andy: Thank you. All mine are dirty. Thank you, Hawaii.