Quote from Ron Swanson in Emergency Response
Ron Swanson: It seems like her allergies are kicking in. [Joan snores] My name is Ron Swanson. I am here to tell you about a black-tie gala fund-raiser for Pawnee Commons happening tonight. All proceeds will go toward building a park. It will be enjoyable. [Joan snores] Director: Take a- Take a phone call. Ron Swanson: Now I will take your calls, apparently. Yes? Woman: [on the line] Hey, Joan, settle a bet for me. Who's the sexiest couple in history? R-Patz and K-Stew, or Bieber- [Ron hangs up]