Leslie Knope: Ladies and gentlemen, we are making some changes to the Knope Protocol. Ann, how much flu vaccine does the hospital still have?
Ann: Enough for 2,000 people.
Leslie Knope: Great. Why don't you tell the hospital director to flush them down the toilet.
Ann: You got it.
Leslie Knope: Chief Fugleberg, I want you to order your officers to find all the infected birds in the area and perform CPR.
Chief Fugleberg: Sorry. Won't they become infected?
Leslie Knope: That's a risk we're gonna have to take. Our top priority is now saving all the birds. And you know what? Why don't we just kick this up a notch? Oh, no! Pawnee has been hit with... a tornado quake!