Quote from Leslie Knope in Emergency Response
Chris: [siren wailing] Leslie! Leslie, we need you back at the command center right now! We have a class-one city emergency. Jerry: Oh, my God. Gayle. My girls! Leslie Knope: What's the emergency? Chris: Oh, this is just a drill, but I am having so much fun pretending it's real. Leslie Knope: Are you kidding me? The disaster-preparedness people picked today? [aside to camera:] Leslie Knope: Each year every city in Indiana is reviewed by the Department of Emergency Preparedness. And Pawnee has failed 12 years in a row. On last year's report, they stated, "Every time it so much as drizzles in Pawnee, the town is in danger of collapsing into Thunderdome-style, post-apocalyptic mayhem."