Leslie Knope: ow. Okay, that's not gonna work. Back to the drawing board.
Ann: No need. I choose Howard.
Leslie Knope: You want to have a baby with the Douche?
Ann: His name's Howard Tuttleman, Leslie. And I know he plays that obnoxious character on the radio, but he's a good guy, his family is healthy, and he is successful and smart.
Leslie Knope: Ann, you cannot be serious.
Ann: I am. And I've made my decision. I am sure of it.