Quote from Tom in Ann's Decision
Tom: [scatting] Oh, whoa! Smells like some vomit took a dump in here. What happened? Ron Swanson: We got food poisoning, Tom. Tom: Yuck. Ron Swanson: How do you not have food poisoning? Ben: Because he didn't eat anything. He just took pictures and talked about the "wow" factor. Tom: Not true. I ate everything you did. Chris: Are you sure? Is there anything that you didn't eat? Tom: Oh, yeah. I didn't eat those stupid mini-calzones. Haver-food rule number six: Never eat anything with a sauce I have to dip myself. Drizzle it on for me. I'm not your maid.