Chris: Hey, Leslie! Shauna just sent me the disclaimer that she's gonna use before she prints the article. "City manager Chris Traeger was present for this event, and has a personal relationship with the author."
Leslie Knope: Okay, that's pretty good, right?
Chris: "Personal relationship." It's not romantic. But it is descriptive. No, it's not even descriptive.
Leslie Knope: I know you're not used to this, but maybe you should just try to keep it chill and see what happens.
Chris: Great advice. Impossible to follow, but great advice.