Ron Swanson: First of all, everyone is fine. No one got hurt, but there was an incident.
Diane Lewis: Oh, my God. What happened?
Ann: [sighs] Diane, this is all my fault. I let them go into my nurse's bag.
Diane Lewis: [laughs] Well, who has been having fun with scissors?
Zoe Lewis: Us!
Ivy Lewis: Ann taught us how to be doctors!
Diane Lewis: Yay!
Ron Swanson: You're not mad?
Diane Lewis: No, it's fine. They're kids. Once, Zoe put Ivy in the dryer, so...
Ron Swanson: I'm still incredibly sorry. I feel like I let you down.
Diane Lewis: It is so sweet to me how much you care. This is why I love you.
Ron Swanson: Oh. Well, I love you, too.