Quote from Tom in Women in Garbage
Tom: Listen, I need you two to teach me everything you know about basketball. [aside to camera:] Tom: Rent-A-Swag is doing really well. I'm on track to turn a profit in my third month. One problem: All the kids that shop in the store are basketball crazy. It's all they talk about. I need to be able to schmooze them, and I can't keep referring to basketball players as "Khloe Kardashian's husband and his friends." [back:] Tom: You're just the men to help me out. One jock, one geek who loves stats. I'll give you a few minutes to cancel the rest of your plans for the day. Andy: No need. My only plan was to buy Skittles.