Ben: Okay, I know this text you sent me was a lie and Michael Stipe is not actually here, correct?
Tom: Correct. That was a lie.
Ben: Yeah, no, I knew it was. I just couldn't live with myself if it had been true.
Tom: And that's why I sent it.
Andy: Where's free Skittles?
Tom: Here you go, buddy.
Ben: Aw! He gets his thing?