Quote from Leslie Knope in Ron and Diane
Leslie Knope: Merry Congratu-Christmas! Ron Swanson: What? Leslie Knope: Half "Merry Christmas," half "Congratulations," because I just received some news.You, Ron Swanson, have been nominated for an award from the Indiana Fine Woodworking Association. Ron Swanson: How did you hear about that? Leslie Knope: I've had a "Ron Swanson" Google alert for seven years and it finally paid off.