Ann: Well, hello again. You ready to be nice to Jerry? Because it's so cold out here, it reminds me of my wife's lasagna.
April: I actually like that one.
Jerry: Hey, guys! I thought you weren't coming. I--you know, never got your RSVP.
April: Hi, Jerry. We got you a gift. Merry Christmas.
Andy: Yeah, just-- we took up a collection to pay your hospital bills, since you almost farted yourself to death.
Tom: Every time we did something mean, we put a dollar in a box.
Jerry: Wow. I'm the luckiest man on earth. Okay, well, come on in! It's a party.
[As Tom, April and Andy enter the house, they close the door on Jerry]
Jerry: Uh. Oh, jeez.