Quote from Andy in Pawnee Commons
Andy: You can't run, Hitler. 82nd airborne is everywhere! [to camera] History Channel. Ho ho ho! What is this? A child spy, sent to steal the necklace? Burt Macklin, FBI! Freeze! Joey: I didn't do anything! April: Yeah, bad call, Burt. Andy: Oh. Oh, hey, I'm just kidding, buddy. I'm just playing around. My name's really Andy Dwyer. I'm a security guard. What's your name? Joey: Joey. I was with my mom, and I got lost. Andy: Oh. Well, gosh, don't worry about that. I've gotten lost here about 500 times, and I work here. What do you say we go find your mom, huh? [opens closet door] She's not in there. I'll bet. Let's try this way.