Quote from Andy in Pawnee Commons
Andy: Oh, babe, thank God you're here. I got so bored, I started thinking about existence. "Do I matter? Do any of us? Is there a master plan in the works, a grand design?" Just dumb stuff like that. April: Ugh! Who cares? Andy: [sighs I thought being a security guard would be exciting. Nope. April: Wait a minute. Isn't this how all great Burt Macklin cases start? It's quiet. A little too quiet.