Tom: Friends, former lovers, acquaintances, Jerry, I introduce you to the future home of... Rent-A-Swag! Yikes.
[aside to camera:]
Tom: Much like women in '90s stand-up comedy routines, Tommy be shopping. I started a business where I rent my fancy clothes to teens so their parents don't have to buy them nice things they'll just grow out of. So if you see a 14-year-old kid wearing a Louis Vuitton cravat, you know who to thank. Me. And Louis Vuitton for making some dope-ass cravats.