April: Okay, Ann, since you're such a genius, what do we do now?
Ann: Neither of you want Jamm to win, nor do I, because I hate Paunch Burger, but, if there is one in my backyard, I will eat there, like, every night, and that is no good. So I say we stop playing dirty with each other, and we start playing dirty with Jamm.
April: Yes. We'll have triple-sex with him.
Leslie Knope: No. I have an idea. It's very uncool, but it's not illegal, technically, but it is a dick move.
April: I love it.