April: Washington, D.C. has more dog parks per capita than most cities. Pawnee only has two dog parks. This one and that one, which is also an active parking lot.
Leslie Knope: Aw, can you say "per capita" again? I want to take a picture of you saying "per capita."
April: Stop.
Leslie Knope: I am so proud of you. Now stand next to the screen and think about all the strong female role models in your life.
April: Gross.